Be careful, or I'll put you in my next novel

You may have been dying to write a book, but equate it with swimming the English Channel. Believe me, it's not. While drowning in hyperbole is a constant threat, cramps are rarely a problem. Twice a week, I'm going to introduce you to my world as a writer. Be ready to laugh and to gnash your teeth.  I'll share stories and an occasional photograph, to give you the best possible view. And, don't forget to ask questions...nothing (almost) is sacred.